Amazon Launches First Fertility Center in Partnership with Dr. Aimee, “The Egg Whisperer”

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  1. Fertility lockers that will make sperm drop-off a reality at select Whole Foods stores. These lockers serve as secure semen transfer vessels. Drones will then deliver the prepped organic sperm to your preferred location for in-home insemination.
  2. Amazon Prime members will get a one-year free subscription to the Egg Whisperer app for direct communication access to Dr. Aimee. Through the app, Dr. Aimee will answer your most pressing (and embarrassing) fertility questions.
  3. Prime members will receive 10% off of The Egg Whisperer Fertility Awareness Panel to test their fertility levels. Additionally, Prime members will receive 10% off Egg Whisperer egg and sperm quality supplements and clothing. This includes Dr. Aimee’s exclusive crotchless fertility pants — made for easy fertilization.
  4. Egg Whisperer Kiosks will be in every Whole Foods stores. They will offer live video chat sessions with Dr. Aimee to determine the best food for optimal fertility while you shop.
  5. TUSHY checks will be available at select Whole Foods. A live chat session with Dr. Aimee will be available within 2 weeks of the TUSHY check.
  6. Free drone delivery will be available for any fertility products purchased, including Fast-as-F lube, the only lube that will get you pregnant after one F.
  7. Completely free Egg freezing And IVF for anyone who agrees to shop at Amazon for 40 consecutive years
  8. In a truly charitable twist, Amazon will also provide full financing for fertility care even to those who think it’s ridiculous to only shop at Amazon for the next 40 years.
  9. The Egg Whisperer Show will stream on Amazon TV to share fertility pearls of wisdom 24/7.
  10. You’ll be able to ask Alexa, “Alexa — get me pregnant” and she’ll pipe in Dr. Aimee’s voice for specific instruction on how to make your baby.

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Fertility Doctor, Reproductive Endocrinologist, Egg Whisperer: www.eggwhisperer.com

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Dr.Aimee Eyvazzadeh

Dr.Aimee Eyvazzadeh

Fertility Doctor, Reproductive Endocrinologist, Egg Whisperer: www.eggwhisperer.com